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PostSubject: Quotes!   Fri Jun 05, 2009 1:35 am

Post a funny quote from in the channel or even a famous quote that you would like to share.
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes!   Fri Jun 05, 2009 1:36 am

12:33:24 AM | «Life[W]» Have we appointed a first lady yet?
12:33:28 AM | «Life[W]» I nominate Locked
12:33:28 AM | «Telephant[W]» rofl.
12:33:47 AM | «Life[W]» ty for taking this into consideration my good commander
12:34:07 AM | «Life[W]» thanks,
12:34:10 AM | «Life[W]» thanks a lot
12:34:51 AM | «Life[W]» So which country are we invading next?

LOL
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes!   Fri Jun 05, 2009 1:11 pm

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect.


Telephant[W] wrote:
12:33:24 AM | «Life[W]» Have we appointed a first lady yet?
12:33:28 AM | «Life[W]» I nominate Locked
12:33:28 AM | «Telephant[W]» rofl.
12:33:47 AM | «Life[W]» ty for taking this into consideration my good commander
12:34:07 AM | «Life[W]» thanks,
12:34:10 AM | «Life[W]» thanks a lot
12:34:51 AM | «Life[W]» So which country are we invading next?

LOL

I wouldn't mind being the First Lady ;D
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes!   Mon Jun 15, 2009 9:19 am

A White man once said,''Colored people are not allowed here.''
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said:
''Listen sir... when I was born I was BLACK'
''When I grew up I was BLACK,''
''When im sick i'm BLACK'',
''When i go in the sun im BLACK'',
''When i'm cold i'm BLACK'',
''When I die i'll be BLACK'',
''But you sir.''
''When you're born you're PINK'',
''When you grow up you're WHITE'',
''When you're sick you're GREEN'',
''When you go in the sun you turn RED'',
''When you're cold you turn BLUE'',
''And when you die you turn PURPLE'',
''And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.


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PostSubject: Re: Quotes!   Thu Jul 09, 2009 3:58 am

02:56:17 AM | «Telephant[W]@USEast» jackass.
02:56:18 AM | «Telephant[W]@USEast afk»
02:56:25 AM | «Beelzebub» I LOVE YOU TOO

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PostSubject: Re: Quotes!   Sun Aug 16, 2009 3:08 am

1:55 AM - Beelzebub[W]: lets fucking blow up pluto

lmao....

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PostSubject: Re: Quotes!   Sun Aug 16, 2009 1:44 pm

in a discussion with my brother in my living room last night shortly after 3 am

Will: so, what exactly do you think about religion?

Norm: well, you know back then, everyone was smoking anything, so in my eyes, jesus was just a guy who smoked too much opium and claimed to have seen "the lord".

Will: *laughing* and what about muslims?

Norm: now that is fucked up.

Will: how so?

Norm: how can you go through life, if you cant drink, cant smoke pot and cant beat off? when i wake up with a woody, i get in the shower and i beat it!

Will: *laughing* yeah haha im sure

Norm: but then when they get one its like "AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I GOT A BONER!!" and the shoot people or strap a bomb the their chest and jumps forty to eighty people

i dont really remember the rest, but FenderBender, if you read this, good times bro, good times. see you next year man

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